2015年最慘的五個誤會 ~ @ 【副班】老爺爺【祐綜】的小園地~

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2015年最慘的五個誤會 ~

2015年最慘的五個誤會

誤會一：

今天加班，女同事帶了袋牛奶放在熱水器上加熱，

男同事準備去打開水，女同事輕聲說：你摸摸我

的奶熱不熱？

男同事說，人多著呢，女同事說，沒關係呀，

摸摸又不是讓你喝..

誤會二：

公司老闆在公司找不到二兒子，正好碰到女財務

部經理，便問：看見我老二了嗎？

經理臉一紅，低聲說：我一直想看，您不給機會。

誤會三：

男女相親，在茶館面對面坐，語拙無題，

男生主動挑起話題，妳是怎樣看待房巿的？

女一楞低頭沈默許久，說：只要姿勢不要太

奇怪，我會儘量配合，但一定要讓我叫出來！

誤會四：

男同學到女同學工作的城市出差，女到飯店探望。

談天正投緣，聊到個人收入，男問女：你稅後多

少錢，女臉一紅，弱弱回答：同學要睡還提啥錢，

今天上床就算我請你吧！

誤會五：

今天下午我的一個男性友人去速食店，剛好手機

沒電我朋友就問女店員：你們有電源嗎？

她說：先生~~ 我就是店員！

我朋友說：我要可以插的電源！

女店員給了我的朋友一巴掌。

金妖受~笑到飆淚內

素材來自網路如有侵權請告知　我會馬上刪除！

願快樂每刻陪伴您左右！^_^

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