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Oct 27 Tue 2015 20:21
‘ 三則成人笑話 ’

一個妙齡女子近來日日受春夢所擾，她向女

同事訴說她的煩惱，女同事建議她在睡前口

唸咒語：

『周公請入夢』三次，應該可以讓她免再作

春夢！隔天妙齡女子果然精神奕奕，她說：

『真的有效耶！周公幫我趕走那個男生。』

再隔天妙齡女子依然精神奕奕，她說：『周

公告訴我好多古代的事。』再隔天妙齡女子

又一副無精打采的樣子，她說：『周公說他

忍不住，然後他就撲上來！..』

某天, 有一名醜女在深夜返家, 但是卻在途中

被色狼拖到草叢中強暴.

結果醜女叫著: 救救救......

色狼便說別喊救命啦!!沒人聽的到啦!!

醜女接著叫: 救救救....爽ㄟ啦!! (台語發音)

有一個男生好想跟他公司的一個女同事做愛

做的事,可惜這位女生已經有男朋友, 這

個男生就想出一個條件給這個女生考慮:

「我放下五百元在地上,

我只可以在你彎腰到你撿五百元的時間騷擾

你,

你撿完我就

即刻停手...」

這個女生就問她的男朋友啦, 她男朋友就說:

「有五百元啊, 你就當在公車遇到色狼

囉, 拿錢好快的, 他最多摸你幾下罷~~」

最後這個女生答應這個要求,

而她的男朋友亦在公司樓下等她...

過了 10 幾分鐘這個女生還未下來...

再過了 20 分鐘男朋友就打電話給這個女生

問發生什麼事, 這個女生的就說：...

「.....這個混蛋用硬幣呀！」

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